billyjeffbob (billyjeffbob) wrote in whitetrash101,

A call to arms for OK area white trash

We're fed up what with that UFO that kills our cows and anal probe molests my cousin Earl. We're going out tonight and blowing it the hell up once and for all.

The reward for helping us is that we're gonna tear the thing apart and get lots of machine parts and scrap metal. I need a new engine for my truck myself and that warp drive will probably do good as I don't have the damn money to buy an American model.

Meet me at Jimmy Boy's ranch and bring your biggest gun. We are REAL MEN and together we can stop the done aliens from killing our livestock and burning shit into our corn.

Oh yeah...fuck the Democrats.
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